Why did Frankie Avalon get fired from his moonlighting job as a high wire walker in the circus?
Because he refused to perform without Annette.
What do you call twelve bouncers all in the same Manhattan bar?
The New York Knicks
A thief was arrested for breaking into a Toys "R" Us store and stealing a board game...
He got Life.
What did the ancient Roman general's wife shout out as she came into the bedroom and saw a woman fleeing out the window?
"Seize 'er!"