Two horse enthusiasts were having a conversation.

"I found a veterinarian that specializes in racehorses. Their legs and joints can get very tender and fragile as they get old. My 'ol Betsy is starting to have problems trotting."

"What's so great about this place?"

"They're professional, experienced, and they have extremely fast service."

"So what's this place called?"

"Po-Knee Express!"

A chef friend of mine was trying to come up with a new, unique dish for his restaurant. He took a pot of raw fish and poured alphabet soup all over it.

"What do you think?"

"If you ask me," I replied as I looked into the disgusting pot with the soggy letters swirling around, "this SPELLS disaster."

2 bedbugs were having a discussion. "I just graduated from bedbug private investigator classes. I'm going to start performing clandestine and secret investigations."

"I figured you'd want to be an 'in your face, take no prisoners, out there' kind of police bug?"

"Not really. I do my best work under cover!"

Mama rabbit was having a heck of a time keeping her brood under control. Papa rabbit was already at work at his job in the carrot patch.

"Benji, quiet down and eat your breakfast!" mama yelled.

"I don't want to!"

"Lisa! Quit making a mess of your room. You're making me very angry!"

"I don't care!"

"Lonny, quit chasing that hamster! You're going to knock something over!"

"I'll quit when I catch him!"

Just then the phone rang, and an exasperated mama rabbit answered the phone. "How are things going?" asked papa rabbit.

"Not good," replied mama. "I'm having a bad hare day!"