I just got a job making plastic Draculas.

There are only two of us on the production line, so I have to make every second Count.

Apparently, keeping tropical fish at home can have a calming effect on the brain.

Must be all the indoor-fins.

A man walks into an enchanted forest and tries to cut down a talking tree.

"You can't cut me down," the tree exclaims, "I'm a talking tree!"

The man responds, "You may be a talking tree, but you will dialogue."