Yo Momma is so stupid when an intruder broke into her house, she ran downstairs, dialed 9-1-1 on the microwave, and couldn't find the "CALL" button.

What happens to a frog's car when it breaks down?

It gets toad away.

Yo momma's so fat, that when she fell, no one was laughing but the ground was cracking up.

Q: Why did the man take toilet paper to the party?

A: Because he was a party pooper.