- You consider McDonald's "real food."

- You actually like doing laundry at home.

- 4:00 AM is still early on the weekends.

- It starts getting late on the weeknights.

- Two miles is not too far to walk for a party.

- You wear dirty socks three times in a row and think nothing of it.

- You'd rather clean than study.

- Half the time you don't wake up in your own bed and it seems normal.

- Computer Solitaire is more than a game, it's a way of life.

- You schedule your classes around sleep habits and soaps.

“My town is so small …”

“How small is it?”

“My town was so small it only has a gas station, a general store … and six Starbucks!”

My husband George, and I enjoy taking ballroom and Latin dance classes for fun and exercise. One cold, wet morning, on our way to church, I said to George, "This afternoon would be a good time to stay in and finish making preserves for the church bazaar."

After church, a friend asked how we were going to spend the rest of the day.

We're going home to do salsa" George replied.

"Oh," she said, "you two are always dancing."

1796 -- WISE – 1878

Here lies the body of Ephraim Wise.
Safely tucked between his two wives.
One was Tillie and the other Sue.
Both were faithful, loyal, and true.
By his request in ground that's hilly
His coffin is set tilted toward Tillie.