Favorite this joke On a slow day with few customers, a clerk at a telegram office looks down from her counter and sees a dog waiting in line.
"Oh, aren't you cute?" she says. "What would you like me to put on your telegram?"
"Bow wow wow, Bow wow wow," the dog replies.
The clerk says in a cutesy voice, "But you can add another 'Bow wow wow' for the same price."
The dog responds, "Now wouldn't that sound a little silly?"
My husband's expanding waistline was a sore subject, but I could no longer ignore it, especially since he's still young and handsome.
"Honey," I said, using a seductive voice, "If you lose 20 pounds, I promise to dance for you."
Using his sarcastic voice, he shot back, "Lose ten pounds and I'll watch."
A man tells his doctor that his wife has laryngitis.
The doctor said there was nothing he could do to cure it.
The man said, "Cure it, I want to prolong it!"
A recent survey done by marriage experts shows that the most common form of marriage proposal these days consists of the words: "You're what?!?"
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