Which came first, the chicken or the egg?

It depends on the delivery system...

If you drop them out of a plane, definitely the egg.

My wife has been stressing the importance of punctuality to me recently. I made a point of picking her up early at the bridge club for the first time today.

You should have seen the shocked looks of the faces of the ladies when they found out I’m alive. Apparently my wife has been referring to me as her late husband.

I turned on the navigation device in the car and it began to flirt with me!

Just then I realized I'd hit the wrong button and was listing to an audio book romance novel belonging to my wife.

It might be my imagination but I could have sworn my GPS navigation device said, "Not that left dummy, you're other left!"

Is anyone else having this problem?