Favorite this joke My wife curiously noticed that every time it was my turn to put the kids to bed they fall asleep in minutes.
I told her that when I play my guitar it works like magic putting kids to sleep.
She said I must be exceedingly talented because it works just like that with her as well.
Why are professional skiers always politically correct?
Because it's a slippery slope!
(Little brother to his older sister) What is political correctness?
(Older sister) It's something you're not suppose to talk about.
(Little brother) How am I going to find out what it is if I can't talk about it?
(Older sister) You can talk about it but you have to talk about it in the right way.
(Little brother) How do I talk about it the right way?
(Older Sister) Just don't say anything and you can't go wrong!
(Little brother) How am I suppose to communicate and tell people how I feel.
(Older Sister) I haven't got that part figured out yet, it's a slippery slope.
(Little brother) What's a slippery slope?
How do you spot a crooked politician?
It's easy... Go to your browser, go to search images, type in politicians... It works every time!
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