Father: What do you see in that boyfriend of yours?

Teen daughter: Well... he’s reliable.

Father: He’s always late picking you up!

Teen daughter: I know and I can always count on it. Remember when you had to sit in the front room with my dates until I was ready?

Father: Now that you mention it, I’m beginning to like this guy!

After I retired there was the problem of filling up the time that I was not used to having. My nephew said, "Bungee jumping is fun!"

I decided to try it and now I'm two inches taller... I can't walk, but I'm two inches taller.

A good old boy at the bar is always telling life stories. The time he spent five years here and ten years there. He’s been to many remote places like the Amazon living with natives and such. He’s been telling stories like this for years and the more he drinks the better the stories become!

I was curious as to how much time this amazing man has spent living a life others would only dream of. After adding it up, I have to admit he sure looks good for a man who has to be at least 130 years old.