Hickory Dickory Dock...
Three mice ran up the clock...
The clock struck one...
... but the other two got away with minor injuries.
Did you hear about the old man whose birthday one year lasted only one minute?
It was his sixty-second birthday.
A snake slithered into a bar and asked the bartender for a drink. “I’m sorry,” said the bartender, “but I can’t serve you.”
“Why not?” asked the snake.
“Because you can’t hold your drink.”
A piece of gold walked into a Texas bar...
The bartender said, “Au, get out of here!”