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Dan the Man 009

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Member Since : Feb, 2016
# of jokes posted : 2540
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Location: United States
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Is It the Same Thing?
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People say that you can get salmonella from eating contaminated chicken...

Does that mean people can get chickenella from eating contaminated salmon???

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Q & A
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Boy: "Teacher, can I ask you a question?"

Teacher: "Good job, you just did."

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CATEGORY School Jokes
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A Glass Wall
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Yo Momma so dumb...

That she climbed over a glass wall to see what was on the other side.

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Fancy Plates
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What do people in China call their fancy plates?

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