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Dan the Man 009

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Member Since : Feb, 2016
# of jokes posted : 2540
# of followers : 33
# of following: 31
Location: United States
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Thankful Spanish Cows
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How do Spanish cows say thanks for the food that he eats?

“Moo-chas Grass-ias!”

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Ears That Can’t Hear
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What has ears that can’t hear?

Corn.

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Eyes That Can’t See
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What has eyes, but can’t see?

A potato.

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Rest In Peace
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Rest In Peace boiled water...

...you will be mist.

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