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Dan the Man 009

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Member Since : Feb, 2016
# of jokes posted : 2540
# of followers : 33
# of following: 31
Location: United States
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I’m close friends with 25 letters of the alphabet...

I don’t know 'y'.

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A ghost walks into a bar.

The bartender asks, “What would you like to drink?"

The ghost says, “I’m just here for the boos.”

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I heard about a new website: www.needleinahaystack.com.

Took me ages to find it!

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I’m gonna eat Henry.
I’m gonna eat Phil.
I’m gonna eat Debbie.
I’m gonna eat Jill.
I’m gonna eat Tommy.
And Sue, no surprise.

Is it weird that I like to name all my french fries?

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