Joe: Hey Jay. I noticed you have a gambling problem. You should go to Gamblers Anonymous meetings.
Jay: I do NOT have a gambling problem!
Joe: Yes, my friend. You do.
Jay: Wanna bet I don’t?
Teacher: Railroad crossing at the track. How many R's in that?
Little Johnny: There are no R's in 'that'.
What did the quarter say to the penny?
You don’t make much cents.
Yo mamma so dumb...
...that she tried to put M&Ms in alphabetic order
...she put paper on the television and called it pay-per-view
...she went to an orthodontist to get a Bluetooth