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Dan the Man 009

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Member Since : Feb, 2016
# of jokes posted : 2540
# of followers : 33
# of following: 31
Location: United States
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$9.00 won 4 votes
Glass of Water
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Dear Optimist, Pessimist, and Realist,

While you guys were arguing about the glass of water, I drank it all.

Sincerely,

The Opportunist

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An Elephant's Memory
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People often say, “Elephants never forget!”

But exactly what is it that an elephant needs to remember?

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In The News
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Newspaper Ad:

"Attractive kitten seeks position in someone's lap. Will do light mouse work."

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Thin Mints
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I ate a box of Thin Mints.

I didn’t get any thinner.

I don’t think they work.

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