I believe scissors ought to come in packaging that doesn't require scissors to start with.

At the end of the year, Apple plans on unveiling their very first restaurant where it will serve breakfast all day, like Denny’s.

They plan on calling it iHop.

Little fishy in the sea,
How I wish I could catch thee.
Take you home as a new found pet,
Get you checked out by my vet.

Buy you glasses
A little coat,
Some fin mittens,
A tie that floats.

Send you to college to get a degree
Oh my gosh, what you're costing me!
That tie! The vet!
Oh the prices I've paid!
The next thing you're getting,
I'm afraid, is filleted.