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Caller: Is this Mr. or Mrs. Wall?

Me: I'm sorry there are no Walls here.

Caller: Well, if there aren't any walls there, how does the roof stay up?

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They say we learn from our mistakes.

That's why I'm deliberately making as many as possible.

Soon I'll be a genius!

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A sign on the lawn at a drug rehab center said: "Keep off the Grass!"

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Son: "Excuse me daddy, but what is the twenty fifth letter of the alphabet?"

Dad: "Y."

Son: "Because I need to know for my test tomorrow."

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