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The brain is a wonderful organ...

It starts working the day you are born, and stops the day you fall in love...

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Someone came up to me on the street yesterday and ask if i had an extra cigarette.

I said, "No, I don't. My pack only came with twenty."

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Older people say, "Age is just a number."

That's not true. Age is just a word.

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What do you call an elephant in the North Pole?

Very lost!

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