A young boy performed a magic trick and then afterwards someone went up to him and asked, "How did you do that?"

The boy replied, "Very well, thank you. I did it very well."

If one could get salmonella from eating raw chicken...

Can one get chickenella from eating raw salmon?

What word starts with E, ends with E, and has only one letter in it?

Envelope.

This guy ate a light bulb and had to be taken to the doctor.

The doctor said, "You're not a very bright guy!"