A customer walks into a restaurant and orders a bowl of soup. The waiter brings it out and there's a fly in the bowl.

"Waiter, this soup has a fly in it," the customer says. "Please bring me another."

The waiter walks into the kitchen and tells the chef, "Another fly for the customer."

A cow and a pig are watching TV.

Pig: "Wanna watch something scary?"

Cow: "Okay by me."

So the pig changes channel to the Food Network.

Teacher: How many feet are in a yard?

Little Johnny: It depends on how many people are standing in it.

What do you call a snowman in Florida?

Water.