I've always wondered what my parents did in their spare time when there were no iPhones, computers, television, and such...

I asked my 26 brothers and sisters and they didn't seem to know the answer either.

George Washington was such a great president.

He never blamed any of the country's problems on the previous administration.

The 65th annual Miss Universe was on the other night...

Funny thing is for the 65th year in a row, the winner was from Earth.

Last night, I spent 5,000 bucks on a reincarnation seminar...

I figured, "What the heck, you only live once!"