My boyfriend and I broke up.

He wanted to get married... I didn't want him to.

I've been diagnosed with a type of amnesia where I deny the existence of certain '80s bands...

There is no Cure.

During college, I worked on a conveyer belt. One day, I was on a blind date, and she asked me about my job.

"I work at the end of a belt," I said.

With an ebullient smile, she asked, "Are you the buckle?"

This year I made my New Year's Resolution...

To finish everything I sta...