Woman: Do you love me?

Man: Yes, dear.

Woman: Would you die for me?

Man: No... mine is an undying love.

My husband is the laziest man I know.

He is so lazy, he doesn't even bother to make coffee.

He just puts coffee in his mustache and drinks hot water.

Ballerinas are always on their toes...

Why don't they just get taller ballerinas?

What's another word for thesaurus?