"Mom, you said the baby had your eyes and Daddy's nose, didn't you?"
"Yes, darling."
"Well, you'd better keep an eye on him... he's got grandpa's teeth now.
"But why can't I talk inside the library?" Al asked his mother.
"Because you have to be quiet. Noise is a distraction. The people around you can't read."
"They can't read? Then why are they in the library?"
Who were the famous triplets of the New Testament?
First, Second, and Third John.
I found my girlfriends debit card in the freezer today, I guess you can say her accounts were frozen.