If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked, and dry cleaners depressed?

You can't lose weight without exercise. But I've got a philosophy about exercise...

I don't think you should punish your legs for something your mouth did.

How do seedless grapes reproduce?

Why does Sea World have a seafood restaurant?

I'm halfway through my fish burger and I realize, "Oh my, I could be eating a slow learner..."