If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why couldn't he fix a hole in a boat?
And...
Why did Ginger and Mary Ann have tons of clothes with them when they were supposed to be on a "three hour tour?"
"Did you know Job spoke when he was a very small baby?"
"Where does it say that?"
"It says, 'Job cursed the day he was born.'"
My brother was sort of odd. I remember once on his birthday he fell down a dry well, so we lowered his birthday cake to him.
He didn't even tug on the rope to say thanks.
Little boy to a departing relative... "There's no hurry, Auntie. Daddy put the clock a whole hour ahead."