It's so hot here where I live in Florida, that I walked to the store and bought some cookie dough ice cream, and by the time I got home it was cookies.

I saw a commercial on late night TV. It said, "Forget everything you know about slipcovers."

So I did. And it was a load off my mind. Then the commercial tried to sell me slipcovers, but I didn't know what they were.

What has eight wheels but carries only one passenger?

A pair of roller skates.