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Dan the Man 009

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Member Since : Feb, 2016
# of jokes posted : 2540
# of followers : 33
# of following: 31
Location: United States
won: $ 4110.00
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In a kids bedroom:

3 year old: I can't sleep

Father: Why not?

3 year old: There are scary monsters under my bed.

Father: Scarier than your mother?

3 year old: "zzz"

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What did the turkey say to the chicken on Thanksgiving?

You're clucky, you're not a turkey.

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In a courtroom, where tensions are high...

Judge: Order! Order in the court!

Plaintiff: I'll take a ham on rye.

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Did you hear about the nearsighted snake who fell in love with a piece of rope?

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