Why does cooking take about six hours, eating only three to five seconds, and washing dishes like seven days and seven nights???
Why couldn't the poet get a bank loan?
Because he already "ode" too much.
What's the worst kind of flower you can give someone?
Cauliflower
Electile Dysfunction - the inability to become aroused over any of the choices for President, put forth by either party in the 2016 election year.