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Dan the Man 009

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Member Since : Feb, 2016
# of jokes posted : 2540
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Eating Glue
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He didn't tell his mother he ate some glue. His lips were sealed.

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Go Ahead, Stitch Yourself
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I told my doctor that I could see stitches better than he can. He said, "Suture self."

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Bear Fighting
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Bear fights can often turn grizzly.

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Marriage Meanings
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To some, marriage is a word...

To others, it's a sentence.

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