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Dan the Man 009

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Member Since : Feb, 2016
# of jokes posted : 2540
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Location: United States
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Communicating With A Fish
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The best way to communicate with a fish is to drop them a line.

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Avoiding Funerals
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I tend to avoid funerals...

... I'm just not a mourning person.

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The Guy and a Can of Soda
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Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?

He was lucky it was a soft drink.

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Love in the Evergreen Trees
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I knew she was the one for me when we went walking through the evergreen trees.

It was love at firs site.

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