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Dan the Man 009

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Member Since : Feb, 2016
# of jokes posted : 2540
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Location: United States
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Italian Pastries
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My friend dropped a box of Italian pastries on the floor.

I cannoli imagine what he felt at that moment.

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CATEGORY Puns
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Funeral for a Mime?
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If a mime dies, would there be words spoken at his or her funeral?

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CATEGORY Misc Jokes
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A Gigless Band
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There's a band called 1023 Megabytes... they haven't had a gig yet.

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CATEGORY Musician Jokes
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Roman Fingers
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A Roman walks up to a bar, holds up two fingers and says, "Five beers please."

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CATEGORY Bar & Drinking Jokes
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