Women are just like modern art. You'll never enjoy either if you try to understand them.

I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it.

The tombstones on the left were identical to the tombstones on the right. He was buried in the middle of the symmetry.

Me: What happened to you? You don't look so good.

Friend: I got stung by a brose.

Me: There's no b in rose.

Friend: There was in this one!