There was this blonde woman who had a fire in her house, so she called the fire department.

Blonde: There's a fire in my house!

Fireman: Alright ma'am how do we get to your house?

Blonde: With the big red fire truck, of course!

What goes "oooooooooooooooo!!!"?

A cow with no lips.

Knock Knock! Who is there?

Two interrupting bovines!

Two interrup--MOO!!

Someone gave me a book about Procrastination. I'll read it sometime later.