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Dan the Man 009

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Member Since : Feb, 2016
# of jokes posted : 2540
# of followers : 33
# of following: 31
Location: United States
won: $ 4110.00
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Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get the chicken newspaper.

You get it?

I don't get it either. I get The Daily Herald.

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Sleep.

I don't get it either.

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CATEGORY Misc Jokes
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I just bought a brand new chess set at a pawn shop.

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CATEGORY Puns
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The man who invented autocorrect has died. His funfair is next Monkey.

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CATEGORY Computer Jokes
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