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Dan the Man 009

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Member Since : Feb, 2016
# of jokes posted : 2540
# of followers : 33
# of following: 31
Location: United States
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Patient: Every time I sneeze I have an orgasm.

Doctor: Are you taking anything for it?

Patient: Black pepper.

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For poker playing plumbers, a flush beats a full house.

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A man and his wife are talking:

Man - "What would happen if I were to win the lottery?"

Woman - "I would take half and leave you in a heartbeat!"

Man - "I won twelve dollars, here's six now get out!"

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Einstein developed a theory about space... and it was about time too!

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