A toothless termite goes to the local tavern and says, "Is the bar tender here?"

Did you ever hear of a Jewish Wine?

"I wanna go to Florida!!!"

Darth Vader: I know what you're getting for Christmas.

Luke Skywalker: How would you know that?

Darth Vader: I've felt your presence.

Whomever put the first 'r' in February must have put the first 'd' in Wednesday.