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Dan the Man 009

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Member Since : Feb, 2016
# of jokes posted : 2540
# of followers : 33
# of following: 31
Location: United States
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Why do valley girls hang out in odd numbered groups?

Because they can't even.

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I found the meaning of life.

It’s on page 937 in the dictionary between the words lie and lifeboat.

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Whenever the cashier at the grocery store asks my dad if he would like the milk in a bag he replies,

‘No, just leave it in the carton!’

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I hate those people who knock on your door and tell you you need to get “saved” or you'll “burn”...

Stupid firemen.

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