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Dan the Man 009

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Member Since : Feb, 2016
# of jokes posted : 2540
# of followers : 33
# of following: 31
Location: United States
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Starting a cover band called A Book…

…so no one can judge us.

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I’m writing a book in fifth person...

So every sentence starts out with: “I heard from this guy who told somebody…”

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Jeopardy Answer: By the fourth century AD, Rome had 28 public ones stacked with rolls of papyrus.

Contestant’s Response: What are public toilets?

Correct Response: What are libraries?

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My friends asked me to go camping, so I made a list of the things I would need:

“1. New friends.”

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