Starting a cover band called A Book…
…so no one can judge us.
I’m writing a book in fifth person...
So every sentence starts out with: “I heard from this guy who told somebody…”
Jeopardy Answer: By the fourth century AD, Rome had 28 public ones stacked with rolls of papyrus.
Contestant’s Response: What are public toilets?
Correct Response: What are libraries?
My friends asked me to go camping, so I made a list of the things I would need:
“1. New friends.”