French Chef: How do our French dishes compare with your American ones?
Tourist: They break just as easily.
Bill: I know a man who drove a stagecoach and it didn’t have any wheels.
Ted: What held it up?
Bill: Bandits.
Judge: What is the prisoner charged with?
Lawyer: He is a camera enthusiast.
Judge: But you can’t put a person in jail because he is crazy about taking pictures.
Lawyer: He doesn’t take pictures, your Honor, just cameras.
Bob: The newspaper says a gunman held up a bank yesterday.
Joe: Held up a bank! I don’t believe it.
Bob: Why not?
Joe: No man is that strong.