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Dan the Man 009

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Member Since : Feb, 2016
# of jokes posted : 2540
# of followers : 33
# of following: 31
Location: United States
won: $ 4110.00
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Ever See A Catfish
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Tom: Did you ever see a catfish?

Joe: Sure!

Tom: How did it hold the rod?

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Wake Up Little Johnny
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Mother (to sleeping Little Johnny): "Little Johnny, wake up! It’s twenty to eight."

Little Johnny (half asleep): "In whose favor?"

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My Baseball Mitt
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Junior: Mother, I can’t find my baseball mitt.

Mother: Did you look in the car?

Junior: Where in the car?

Mother: Try the glove compartment.

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Both Barrels
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First Hunter: I just met a great big bear in the woods.

Second Hunter: Did you give him both barrels?

First Hunter: Both barrels? I gave him the whole gun.

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