Favorite this joke John: There were eight morons: do, re, fa, so, la, ti, and do.
Mark: Hey, what happened to ‘mi’?
John: Sorry, I forgot about you.
Jake: If you were in a line at a ticket window, and the man in front of you was going to Chicago and the money lady behind you was going to Atlanta, where would you be going?
Fran: I don’t know.
Jake: If you don’t know where you are going, why are you in line?
Jill: I can stay underwater for ten minutes!
Jack: That’s impossible!
Jill: (takes a glass of water and holds it over her head for ten minutes.) See, I told you!
Little Johnny: I’m not going back to school anymore.
Mom: Why not?
Little Johnny: On Monday the teacher said that four and four make eight. On Tuesday she said six and two make eight. Today she said five and three make eight. I’m not going back until she makes up her mind.
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