“Everyone in the bus,” the bus driver shouted so he could close the live bus door and pull away from the curb.

“No,” a female voice called. “I’m not inside yet. Wait until I get my clothes on!”

Everyone in the bus turned to catch a glimpse of the woman. She finally managed to get on the bus—with a large basket of laundry.

The young man was on his first date with the new girl. Things were going well. As they rode along in his new car, she turned to him and shyly asked, “Would you like to see where I was operated on?”

The young man gulped and said, “Why, sure.”

”Okay, ” said the girl. ”We’re passing the hospital now.”

Father: The man who marries my daughter gets a prize.

Suitor: Can I see the prize first?

Aviator: First one wing came off and then the other.

Listener: What did you do?

Aviator: I grabbed a drumstick and had a second helping.