Favorite this joke Two Martians landed on a corner traffic light.
“I saw her first,” one said.
“So what?” the other Martian replied. “I’m the one she winked at.”
Father: Didn’t you promise to be a good boy?
Little Johnny: Yes, father.
Father: And didn’t I promise to punish you if you weren’t?
Little Johnny: Yes, father. But since I’ve broken my promise, you don’t have to keep yours.
Lou: A woman fell overboard from a ship. A shark came up, looked over her and swam away.
Bud: Why did the shark do that?
Lou: Because it was a man eating shark.
Harold: Jumping off the Golden Gate Bridge is not dangerous.
Morris: How can you say that?
Harold: It’s s fact. Jumping off is not dangerous—it’s the sudden stop at the end that is.
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