Teacher: “Little Johnny, please spell the word 'pole'.”
Little Johnny: “P-O-L.”
Teacher: “But what is at the end of it?”
Little Johnny: “Electrical Wires, but I can’t spell that yet.”
Two young children stood in front of a mummy case in the museum. On the bottom of the mummy case they noticed ”1286 B.C.”.
”What does that number mean?” asked the first one.
The second one thought a moment and said, ”That must be the license plate of the car that hit him.”
A man went into a store and bought a self help audio book...
It was called “How to Handle Disappointment”...
It was empty.
Man: ”They’ll be changing the metric system soon!”
Boy: ”Uh, what’s that?”
Man: ”They’ll be changing feet to meters!
Boy: ”You mean, we'll be playing meterball?”