A man comes home after a hard day’s work and opens the refrigerator to get a soda. Inside, he sees a squirrel taking a nap.

“What are you doing in my fridge?” the man asks.

The squirrel opens one sleepy eye and says, “Isn’t this a Westinghouse?”

“Um, yes,” the man replies. “It is."

“Well then,” the squirrel says, shutting his eyes again, “I am twying to west.”

Did you hear about the painter who was hospitalized?

His doctor says it was due to too many strokes.

Wanna hear two short jokes and a long joke?

Joke, joke, joooooooooooooke...

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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