What should you do if you see a spaceman?

You should park, man.

Where are average things manufactured?

The satisfactory.

I went to visit my elderly grandmother.

I'll never forget her last words before she kicked the bucket.

She said, "Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

What did the bald man exclaim when he received a comb for a present?

"Thanks, I’ll never part with it!"