In bed: It's 6 am, you close your eyes for 5 minutes, it's 7:45 am.
At school/work: It's 1:30 pm, you close your eyes for 5 minutes, it's still 1:30 pm.
A girl phoned me the other day and said, "Come on over, there's nobody home."
I went over. Nobody was home.
I think my neighbor is stalking me as she's been googling my name on her computer...
I saw it through my telescope last night.
Research shows that 80% of men don’t know how to use condoms. These men are called DADS.