My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance...

WE'LL SEE ABOUT THAT!!!

Just remember, every silver lining has a cloud.

A young soldier was up before his commanding officer for a reprimand.

After going through a list of his misdemeanors the CO says, "And another thing, I didn't see you in camouflage practice this morning."

"Thank you, Sir," the soldier replied.

Brain cells come...

And brain cells go....

But oh how those fat cells remain forever...