Favorite this joke If the human population held hands around the equator...
A significant portion of them would drown.
How do you know how fast a baby cow is running?
You measure its vealocity.
Good news, the Lego store has reopened...
People are lined up for blocks!
A Sunday School teacher was trying to explain about saying grace before meals.
One of the pupils was the young son of the minister of that church, so she started the discussion by asking him, "Jerry, what does you father say when the family sits down to dinner?"
Jerry answered, "Dad says 'Go easy on the butter, kids - it's three bucks a pound!'"
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